I seem to be stopping all traffic at the moment, bus, train, plane, but I’m reaaaaaally big with scaffolders and builders, which I don’t mind. I can’t pass one of their lorries without them stopping and chucking around their poles and calling my name with glee.

Which builds nicely, without the the boys chucking around their poles, to the wonderful supper I had with some of the Glee cast the other night at the Club at The Ivy, Amber Riley (Mercedes), Jonathan Groff (Jesse St. James) and Chris Colfer (Kurt). We were also joined by the amazing Patina Miller who plays the lead, Dolores Van Cartier in the West End production of Sister Act.

The Club at The Ivy is a private member’s club. You have to be nominated by a committee which is tougher to get through than Sue Sylvester’s knickers. And she’s one tough biyatch.

So there I was, on the sofa at the club and I could hear a heavenly hum along to the piano in the background. I thought it was my tinnitus kicking in, but that’s always high-pitched, out of tune and very annoying. No, it was none other than the sweet tones of Amber humming along to ‘There’s Got to Be Something Better than This’. And there certainly was - Jonathan Groff was sitting opposite me. In the flesh he is as cute as a button and he told me that he will be in a show in the West End very soon. I’ll let you know more nearer the time.

If you want to see something that will get you wet wet wet, go and see the new show Tap Dogs, starring the gorgeous Adam Garcia and five other hunks.

If you sit in the first five rows you will receive an unflattering rain mac, but it’s so worth the fashion faux pas to be splashed by these incredibly talented hoofers.

Talking about hoofs, my Do and Don’t of the week. Do - Pedicure. Don’t - Display hard, dry, crusty feet in worn-down flip flops at the first sign of sun. It’s really not easy on the eye.